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So, how did you find Jesus?

By Gentleman from Louisiana On July 19, 2010 · In Jesus Christ

Well, I was bored at work and logged into Facebook. I saw that it was John’s birthday, then noticed that people who like Sarah Palin liked the Bible. And it occurred to me that I like Sarah Palin. So maybe I’d also like the Bible?

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This legislation brought to you by General Electric.

By Gentleman from Louisiana On July 12, 2010 · In Fair Elections

This article in the Silicon Valley Mercury News documents the increase in ‘sponsored’ legislation in California. An interactive slideshow walks you step-by-step through the legislative process as the soundtrack from ‘Scream’ plays in the background. Actually, there’s no music. But if there was it’d be a far cry from this Schoolhouse Rock original.

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How much is that [subsidy] in the window?

By Gentleman from Louisiana On July 12, 2010 · In Oil

How much is that [subsidy] in the window,
I do hope that [subsidy]‘s for sale!

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Change the source.

By Gentleman from Louisiana On July 1, 2010 · In Fair Elections

If you haven’t seen Senator David Vitter around lately, it’s probably because he’s been raising about $1,300 an hour over the past few months(assuming a 60 hour work week, that is). 

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If you build it, they will come. To get the oil. And then they will probably leave.

By Gentlewoman from New York On June 25, 2010 · In Kevin Costner, Oil

“We’ve got the right team assembled to do this very specialized job.”

The very specialized job? Operate Kevin Costner’s Ocean Therapy Solution, which sounds like either a white noise machine or some sort of ethnically-driven mass drowning, but is in fact another way great way to not clean up the oil spill. You [...]

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Hey, Obama: let’s put some gas on it. Oh wait–actually, don’t. There is already a sh**ton of gas on it.

By Gentlewoman from New York On June 8, 2010 · In Barack Obama, BP, Oil

Day 49 of the Oilpocalypse and it’s hard to find anything more to say than, “Fuck BP.” And say it again. And again. And again. And again and again until you can’t tell where the fuck starts and the BP begins.

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Say what you want about Obama, he did bring down the Ayla Brown unemployment rate 100%.

By Gentlewoman from New York On April 14, 2010 · In Ayla Brown, Barack Obama, Scott Brown

A few months back we posted on how Scott “Nothing Wrong With This Public Option” Brown offered his daughters to a tea-partyin’ citizenry in return for the favorable/WTF results in the Massachusetts special election. At the time, I cringed to think at how poorly maligned and misused his daughters were–having to overcome not only [...]

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What do you get when you combine Jimmy Fallon, Brian Williams, and The Roots?

By Gentlewoman from New York On March 30, 2010 · In Other

You get a slow jam of the news. Read more at www.kingsleycommission.com.

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Boehner, the refrainer.

By Gentleman from Louisiana On March 29, 2010 · In Other

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Incens[us]ed.

By Gentleman from Louisiana On March 26, 2010 · In Other

While studying the On Demand menu yesterday, the talking head explained that I could watch a set of free informational videos about the census (if you haven’t filled yours out, you should). Slightly intrigued by whether the videos were offered in more than English and Spanish, I discovered that there is also a video [...]

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